President George W. Bush who invented the term “Axis of Evil” for a group of three countries Iraq, Iran and North Korea in 2002 was horrified to learn that Miami Baseball team Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen expressed admiration for Fidel Castro. President Bush said that he should have included Cuba in the original Axis of Evil in 2002 but can now remove Iraq from the grouping because America got rid of Saddam Hussein and the WMD and replace Iraq with Cuba which continues to be an evil state.
President Bush joined Cuban exiles and politicians in Miami to condemn the remarks of Ozzie Guillen and insisted that Cuba be included in the Axis of Evil group so that sports personalities and other Americans who might have South American origins understand how evil Cuba really is. In a statement released from his ranch in Texas, President Bush listed a number of things that make Cuba evil.
President Bush said that Fidel Castro is an evil man who still believes in communism that poses threat to the United States of America. Cuba has a free health system which also poses a threat to the private and prosperous health industry in USA. In addition, Cuba does not believe in God which again poses serious threat to America which is based on strong belief in God. The phrase “In God we Trust” appears to have originated during the War of 1812. Rick Santorum also recently noted that when he thinks of Cuba or Fidel Castro he wants to throw up because Cuba has no faith in contrast to USA which has faith in God inscribed on every American coin. Furthermore the oath taken by the President ends with the phrase “So help me God”.
President Bush further noted that the initial three countries in the Evil Axis were all dangers to all countries in the civilized world by developing nuclear weapons. Although Cuba is not developing nuclear weapons, it is an evil country of a different type because it is carrying out offensive biological warfare research and development. Cuba has provided dual-use biotechnology to other rogue states like North Korea.
A Russian scientist who had visited Cuba has confirmed that Cuba had an offensive biological weapons program. Suspicions about Cuba’s bioweapons capability stem in part from Cuba’s accusations that the United States had used biological weapons against its crops and people.
When a reporter of thegarlic asked Fidel Castro about inclusion of Cuba in the Axis of Evil, he asked the reporter “What is Axis of Evil?” and “who is Bush?” “What does he do?” The reporter left Havana without asking any more questions.
